"Has anyone seen my lucky giant horse shoe?" (djtrev)
"Giant KT Tunstall invades skating ramp." (TheCraig!)
"Lying in the gutter, KT soon realised it may have been classier to find Another Place
To Fall..." (LauraG)
"KT gives ammo to ignorant music journos who say she's middle of the road." (Greig)
KT (to photographer): Hurry up, I need to wee! (James1)
KT tries to hide her disappointment that her request for some
leave was misheard by the management. (Greig)
After walking round the forest for hours, KT started getting p!ssed off because as
hard as she tried, she couldn't find that damn cherry tree!" (g_irl_interrupted)
And troubles are few, as I'm feeling my way through the bark. (Greig)
Lucky Luke suddenly realises just how lucky he is. (Manny05)
"Don't you dare do that on my guitar again" (James1)
"How many times do I have to tell you - it's 'WOO HOO, NOT WOOF WOOF'..." (stuff)
"KT Tunstall was odds on favourite at the Highland Games "kick a dog off a cliff"
"KT approaches the new Akai K9 wee bastard pedal with some trepidation." (Greig)
Hold on... those sunglasses look familiar...the bitch has stolen my shades!!!"
"It's simple, Edith... you should have gone to Specsavers" (Helen)
Edith - "Is there an ice cream van round here? I thought I heard someone sing 'get
your free cone'." (Greig)
"Hands up if you won a Q Award yesterday!" (thefuturemrsvegas)
KT - "I'm gonna have fun with this next time the boys are in kilts". (Greig)
"Chris - 'Jesus love, you never heard of Colgate?!'" (g_irl_interrupted)
"You are feeling verrry sleepy" (truebluejen)
"Oh dear God she's got her arm around my neck.
I think I'm gonna wet myself.
Must contain excitement, must contain excitement...
....aaaaaah, too late" (angloreg)
"Duhhhh, spell your name? K........Y......" (Stephen)
"KT is very pleased as that deadly martial arts sleeper touch thing she learnt as
a kid finally works" (TheCraig!)
"Oooo KT luv I think you just found me G spot!" (Helen)
KT : "Just take ya god damm pen Amy...." (megs123)
Could you make it out to Katie please... no it's spelt K-T... (Eimear)
KT: "A big scarf eh... and in a cooler colour than mine... who the hell does she think she is..." (xroziex)
KT: "Look Amy, I said I'd sign your picture for you but wanting my water bottle as well is just a step too far.."
Amy: "HEY she signed it ' TO ANDY'...someone stop her!!!"
Kt: *HA that'll teach her to take Andy's place as master autograph collector* (Dan.J)
KT: That Amy is really nice. She even gave me her autograph.
Amy: No! I am too busy to sign anything else. Chauffuer! Get my car this instant (truebluejen)
KT: "Mwahaha...she'll never get my precious water bottle now!" (jacsgud)
*rubbing hands together* "RIGHT! Who's my next victim?" (James1)
'Wow this KT Tunstall sounds pretty good, can't wait to meet her!' (truebluejen)
"If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...." (Deviate)
"Tell me about it! They changed the performance date, and now I have to entertain the crowds, squashed behind this counter
in the children's section. JK Rowling wouldn't have to put up with this..."(lyricalsoul)